⛧ THE ARCADE OF FOOLISH GAMES · CABINETS UNLOCK INDIVIDUALLY ⛧
THE ARCADE OF FOOLISH GAMES
~ for the analyst who has accumulated more attention than wisdom ~
An anteroom of the FAST industry mind. Three cabinets sit before you, each glowing only when its trigger has been met in TAKE WARS. The first wakes when you fully realize how often The Multiplier strikes. The second wakes when you ascend. The third wakes when you say yes too many times. High scores save to your browser. Bring your own discipline. There isn't any here.
⚒ WHACK-A-CHANNEL ⚒~ swat the Multiplier's spawn ~
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$ GUESS THE CPM $~ price is wrong, mostly ~
QUESTION 1 / 10
Press START to begin guessing the CPM of channels that should not exist.
RANGE: $0.01 — $200.00
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🎰 CHANNEL-SPINNER 🎰~ launch a channel that does not yet exist ~
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CATEGORY: lifestyle · est. CPM: $0.85
Press SPIN to generate a new FAST channel.
launches: 0 · total channels: 0
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"In an era of fragmented attention, even the foolish games matter. Especially the foolish games." — anonymous keynote speaker